fastest songs ever

The club has remodeled the stage and seats around the stage. It's done well but who really cares about that stuff. During Thursday day shift they advertised a $10 dance that everyone said was an air dance. Who needs/ wants that? As i was waiting to check out the roster of dancers I seemed to feel like the songs were super short. I've been bitching on this site for years about clubs not playing full length songs but Club 390 I think set a new world record in the rip off the guys getting privates category. I was checking times using the stopwatch on my phone. ( i'm such a dork) and songs clocked in at 2 minutes 15 seconds with a few where the DJ cut off the song at 1 minute 47 seconds! Think of 2 minutes being an average and you spending $20 for a dance. 15 songs cost $300 and lasts for 30 minutes. You can visit a pretty decent escort for an hour of uninterrupted private fun between consenting adults for the same amount of cash. I know, I know, its a different mind set, but these rates and song lengths are insane. Even though I was disgusted by the value, I still tried a few dances with a spinner from the day shift who was pretty amazing in the $20 booths. Time is supposed to fly when you're having fun, but it doesn't have to fly at light speed.