I recently had an hour to...

I recently had an hour to kill and decided to make a stop at Fantasy, a place where I have had some past good times. This wasn't one of those times.

My first mistake was arriving at 12:01 pm. They were still opening up when I arrived. While I was happy to be waived through with no cover, the house lights were still on -- no mood lighting. There is nothing more of a boner killer than seeing the inside of a strip club (and the two available "dancers") under the glare of flood lighting -- ugh.

I got myself a $3 bud light and introduced myself to a seated AA lady with more than ample hooters. Turns out she was in her third week of working at a SC ever (strike one), was not from the area (strike two) but had family in the area to watch her three month old child (strike three) -- explains the boobs. Turns out that is why she was seated -- couldn't see the midsection as clearly as if she had been standing. Ah ha. Conversation was pleasant, but there was nothing sexual at all about her -- no handshake -- in fact, no physical contact at all (strike four). Another guy entered, so I offered to move to a bar stool to free her up for a possible customer -- and got away.