King of Diamonds is Done...

This place use to be the must go to strip club in Miami. Especially when it comes to black clubs. I arrived on a Saturday Night shortly after 11 pm. It was dead. The parking lot reflected this as empty barricades with no lines of people was present. Security guards bored and on their Instagram timelines. I still decided to go in the club. Cover was $20 and parking was free. Hell it better been free. I received a stamp on the inside of my right wrist which would allow me to come back later. Again the inside was see through. About 5 girls were at the bar sitting chatting it up. This light skin yellow chick, who was bad as hell, tried her damnest to get a dance, but I wanted to see what else this club had to offer. So I decided to leave and come back at 2am when the club was suppose to be "Popping".

I came back to the club at 2ish and the club was definitely livelier. But, it still wasn't at full capacity like I expected the once hottest club in Miami to be on a Saturday Night. The King of Diamond quality of dancers have decline greatly since my last visit a few years ago. Their faces are not as pretty and their bodies are not as banging. The high yellow black chick I met earlier was the baddest one there and now she was occupied, giving out "air dances" to VIP club goers on the floor. The club was totally different, aesthetically, than I remember. It used to look like a James Bond movie with a shark tank now it look like the W hotel. the huge poles still remained and the girls displayed some excellent pole work. But if you're anything like me, you're going to the strip club to get high mileage dances. And not looking for a circus soleil performance. I find it hard press for me to visit King of Diamonds again when I visit Miami.