Went really early, 12:30, on Thursday....

Went really early, 12:30, on Thursday. I saw maybe 10 dancers during the half hour I was there. Most of them had appalling boob jobs, just sad really. Two had extremely large natural bustlines--unfortunately with waistlines to match. Finally a couple of good-looking natural girls got on stage. I ended up in the VIP area with one of them, Mariah, a petite hardbody with small perky tits. Got two laps from her, 30 each. Enjoyed having those nice natural nipples in my mouth. Yum.

But the horror of those other girls' implants--the absurd half-grapefruit shapes, the gross scarring and rippling--really ruined my visit.