Terrible

I decided to hit this club with about $300 to spend. I was by the airport, in a hurry and horny. When I entered I was met by the bouncer/money collector. As usual the entry fee was five bucks. I can't see after being outside, and fumble through my wallet to get the bills out. I lay them on the table and the dude puts his hands out like "wtf are you doin?" I'm like "did the cover go up?" Then he goes off on me because I didn't make the ones straight and in a pile. He actually was bitching about straightening five fkning dollar bills. I went over to the bar, ordered a drink (all the while I am getting the evil eye from the overworked money taker). There were actually a couple of somewhat hot chicks (sitting around bullshitting of course). I decided to take my money elsewhere. For what it's worth: I have been to strip clubs across the usa, and many countries. I have been to Hamilton clubs 100s of times. Just sayin, not my first rodeo.