I made a visit to this...

I made a visit to this club on a recent Monday afternoon. The lot was mostly empty and the number of customers inside the club reflected this. I counted a total of four customers and seven dancers at my time of arrival. The club is somewhat dark and since it was daylight outside my eyes were adjusting when I was greeted after paying the $2 cover. The dancer then says, "Say hi!" as I looked around trying to see who the heck was talking to me. We exchange pleasantries and I have a seat at the bar. I ordered a bottle of domestic beer and the charge was $3.75, served by the very friendly brunette female bartender.

Only one stage was in action and the bartender doubles as the DJ, so no fears of having nightmares narrated by that guy with bad Strip Club DJ voice. The girls on duty ranged from a 3 to one 7. Girls ranged in shapes and sizes (there were a few thick ones) and I didn't see any girls with "enhancements". I had a stage side dance from the "7" that was on duty, a relatively attractive thin blonde with an "A" cup. She rubbed her chest in my face and gave me a clear view of the goods below the waste for the $3 tip (I think $2 might be the stage norm here??? but since there were no customers at the stage I couldn't determine this). By the end of her second song, her bottoms were mostly off as she completed her set.

The physical layout of the club is spacious and attractive. There is substantial seating spaces at the stage as well as on the floor. I didn't head to the VIP areas but they appeared well maintained. A lunch bar was available but I just haven't ever been hungry enough to eat at a strip club. A couple girls were getting food off it so either that tells you the food's edible or the girls aren't wanting to lose their winter fat yet.