Pass on Centerfolds

I have lived in Boston since 2010 and have walked by Centerfolds all the time without every venturing in as I am not a big strip club guy. I asked around to my friends if they have ever been and most had not as the common thread was the cover of $20 was overpriced for what you actually got. Such as expensive drinks and lap dances where the girl had to keep a few inches in between you. My first strip club experience was down in Tampa, FL where anything goes so this was highly disappointing to hear. Nevertheless one night after a bit of drinking and striking out at the bar my friend and I said what the hell lets try it out to see if it is as bad as we had heard.

After being forced to wait outside in the cold they were gracious enough to let us inside where we paid the $20 cover and encountered a fairly empty place. Good thing they made us wait outside. In the long run, however, they did us a favor by keeping us from spending $10+ on a beer. While the girls were very attractive and got fully naked on stage even if you even tried to get close to one while in the front row the security guard was there to push you back. The funny thing was they had these girls walking around asking if you wanted a massage and they were by far the hottest ones in the place and they would actually touch you unlike the strippers. After asking a few girls for a dance and for some reason being ignored we returned to the front row of the stage and started playing closest to the pole with our dollar bills. After we ran out of the dollar bills we finished our beers and headed home.

You are better off testing your luck at a bar.