There's a first for everything ...

This is the first time I've reviewed a club below the 'average' rating. That's not to say it was bad .. I just got on here and realized that the average was 4 stars and that is just way too high for the experience I / we had. As is always the case, my strip club buddy and I ventured north to check out the clubs in Neenah / Menasha / Appleton and were looking forward to a great night out, catching 3 clubs in one night. As it turned out the best part of the night was dinner in downtown Appleton before we ventured out in the snow. We actually went to a swanky plane on main street where the tatted bartendress was the hottest girl of the night. Maybe she just set the bar high and everything else that night was relative. So Sapphires was our first stop so maybe we give it the benefit of the doubt as it perhaps hadn't gotten going yet. Add the snowy conditions and there's another contributing argument for a slow night overall. That said, nothing like our hopes that we might in fact get snowed into a strip club for the evening!! We would have made due. The dances were ok. There was no VIP which isn't something we go for much anyway but it does entice conversation. The lap dances weren't all that private and there wasn't much traction at all .. with any girl .. for either of us. It just wasn't much fun overall. We were hoping the tri-fecta and diversity would make it a slam dunk .. but we missed the layup! It's a road trip and investment to go that direction in WI. Not sure we're going to make that journey again. Not for a long time.