Recent changes, unfortunately for the worse,...

Recent changes, unfortunately for the worse, have lowered my opinion of this club. The overall quality of the dancers is good - mostly attractive to a few downright gorgeous. The stage shows are a good value, since you only have to pay the $10 cover, tip a few bucks, and buy one non-alcoholic drink to see a totally nude show.

But the lap dances have become a major rip-off. Officially they offer topless lap dances for $16 and totally nude for $27. The topless lap dances are minimal contact and not private at all. And here's what you get in a totally nude lap dance.

I think the name of the dancer was Lily, and she was very attractive by any standard. She sat me down in a private booth, which is where they do all the totally nude laps. Then the fun began. She took out a bottle of disinfectant foam and sprayed a little on each of my hands - kind of like being in the hospital, but I figure it protects both of us. Then she takes out a little tablecloth and spreads it out on my lap. At this point I'm thinking it might be more fun to stay at home . . .