When the bartender is the hottest girl in the house ....

you probably know it's time to get out. Arrived around 10:30 on a Thursday night after cabbing from AC. Note the cab can cost upwards of $25 so confirm prior to arrival. Upon arrival only a few cars in the well lit parking lot located off a busy road. Upon entering, a mere $5 cover and found a seat at the small bar to the right; Only seats about 20. Counted only 5 girls on this night; 3 AA and 2 W. All were full figure. About 8 patrons. SLOW. A beer and shot cost me 12 bucks from the really tight bartender from Puerto Rico. Who later confessed she was a mother of 3 but I tell you I was is awe; now she had a body built for speed. Within 10 minutes, a plus sized Italian girl approached. Really liked her energy and enthusiasm. After 2 rounds, led me to their couch area in back for $20 a dance. I felt I was in someones basement; the furniture/couches were nasty as heck and can only imagine the amount of DNA sprayed all over. However the italian stallion failed to deliver after 3 dances. In fact when I declined the more 'private' VIP area that was $160 for 30 minutes, she gave me the cold should and moved on. I was ready for the next club. Locals suggested Stilletos but upon arrival was closed. Ended up at Delilahs Den. Read on.