Going downhill, fly on the asshole?

Spent my 8 bucks to get in and got my soda and drink ticket. Sat down by the stage and the first dancer was in the middle of a song. She was skinny and blond with average tits but had at least 5 clit piercings that glow in the dark. She kept a black nighty on her midsection to cover up the loose skin from losing weight. It still was obvious. Her dancing was ok so it was not the worst I have seen. Next was a skinny girl named Austin with tiny tits. Her body wasn't bad, but her face looked super aged. Like a meth head with fake teeth. It was doused in makeup but it was very distracting. She couldn't dance for shit and cursed out people who got up and left. I was stuck. I drove to get there and already spent money on the cover charge so I was all in already. After a painful 3 songs she left. Next dancer was a skinny brunette who also had small tits and could not dance very well, just slightly better then Austin so it wasn't her first night. All three dancers did the tits in your face thing for a dollar but it was kind of a joke when the breasts are so small. This brunette had some oval discolorations around her pussy. Like they were bleached out or something. All the dancers were shaved but it seemed like the brunette had a monster hair on her butt hole. I thought it may be a fly or something but it never moved. Pretty gross vag that hung open like barn doors. It was down to me and another guy by the stage at that point. So it was almost like hot potato. I think they bathed in perfume to keep the customers from knowing how bad their snatch smelled. The bar across the street closed down so there was no way of ducking out and getting a real drink. I tried to make the best of it and lasted the three songs hoping there would be something worth waiting for... then Austin appeared again! No fucking way am I going to watch this shit again. I took off right away. Three ugly chicks dancing? Damn I know its the middle of the week but why even open the doors. It might have been worth driving farther to Neenah and trying Stars Cabaret.