VIP sucks

I don't have a lot to add to what others have said, except to say that the VIP room is absolutely not worth the money. The VIP room is upstairs in what used to be the lap dance lounge. However, they have partitioned all of the old lounge off to make it into one, small, overly bright room of about 12 feet long by 5 feet wide.

So, where do I begin on what a shitty deal this is. Usually the VIP room will set you back $200-$300. On your way up to the room you will pass by a girl staring into a set of monitors. Well smile, because you're on candid camera. Once you sit down in the VIP lounge it is her job to watch you like a hawk and make sure that nothing untoward goes on. Therefore, you will actually be able to get away with less than in a regular lap dance. Hey, the regular lap dances are done in a dark and secluded area. These dances are done in bright lights with a bouncer watching.

There is a stage at the far side of the room away from the couch. Oh, be still my heart - she can take off her bottoms way over there on the stage at the far side of the room. There is no touching while her bottoms are off. It's just looking at her from across the room. Truth be told, because the bright lights are all in the ceiling, there are no lights to illuminate the cooch area. Thus even though the bottoms are off, it is very difficult to see anything extra.