Nothing great

I visited the Show Palace on a Friday at 1pm.  The club is a small yellow building just east of Darien out in the country.  The parking is right next to the road and not very private, so anyone who drives by can see who's car is there.  If you don't want the people passing by to know you are at the strip club I would not go during the day.  As I walked in there was no one at the front desk and no one asked for a cover charge.  The club was extremely dark and I could not see anything for at least a minute.  While essentially blind, I was asked if I wanted something to drink and I got a diet for $4. There were two or three other patrons there.

As soon as I sat down a black dancer in a  neon orange bikini comes over and asks me if I want company.  I decline.  Immediately a short brunette asks if I want company and I say yes.  My eyesight starts to adjust and she is OK looking, not bad but not great.  We converse and she tells me about her family issues which does not exactly put me in the mood for fun.  While conversing I see that there was another white dancer at the bar talking to an old guy and what looked like a hispanic dancer dancing topless.  None of them were the kind I would get a lapdance with so I left after 15 minutes with money in my pocket.

I would not return due to the below average looks of the dancers.