Afternoon Visit

Hadn't visited my ol' stomping grounds in what seemed like years. I used to love this place. Many years ago it pretty much sucked (90's?), and then went through a change and it became my go-to place for insane mileage, $10 lap dances, and occasionally some very hot and nasty dancers, even during day shift. I've had some great times here. So recently I was back in town, and had almost convinced myself not to bother making the trip to Flamingo. And reviews over the last year or so were pretty dismal. But finally the thoughts of great visits in the past convinced me to give it a shot.

So I geared up with my commando shorts and some vitamin v, and pulled into the Bird on a weekday afternoon. As soon as I entered I saw that not much had changed, and got excited in anticipation. And I actually expected that insanely hot Puerto Rican MILF I hadn't seen in a couple of years to walk out of the dressing room and rock my world.

Well, no such luck. The place was really dead. The girls were, at best, below average. None that I recognized, and none that made me want to get a lap dance. And the stage was empty for a long time. Only a couple other customers, probably old retired guys. And in spite of being really hopeful and optimistic and ready for a good time I just couldn't get into it. Damn. So after about 45 minutes I decided to bail and head for Gardena to see what's left of the hood clubs there.