Pros and Cons

Second time visiting the club in past year and over all a good choice for Baltimore. Away from the downtown craziness and crime, yet conveniently located close to the highway. Walked in to be met by a nice older guy collecting a $5 cover charge and doing a quick pat down. No license check or steroid induced bullshit like you get at Fantasies. I had missed lunch and dinner, so I grabbed a high top table and ordered a beer and a menu from the cute and attentive waitress. Food was priced right but nothing to write home about. It was shift change, so you could see girls coming in and going out and all looked okay. No 10s but no 5s either. A thin tall girl stopped by and introduced herself as Asia (1/2 Asian and 1/2 Latina), so I asked her to join me for a drink while I got dinner. She had a total of 3 drinks and sat with me for over an hour and though one of her sets on stage. She got totally nude on stage, so I left my table to enjoy the show. She is a good dancer and perfect lady parts. f..ing wow. We the headed to the back for a few of the $20 Wednesday night specials. Sold with tops and bottoms on, but that was not an issue. We did a total of 5 songs for a $100 which was more like 6 or 7 and seriously broke the rules. No bouncer or spot-checks and ended up with some great 2-way including nice titty action, PIF, and even a taste of the sweet nectar. Went back to my seat and she was heading back to the stage.

Now the Con,,, There was a cute blonde spinner named Hannah who came by and I thought I'd give her a shot. We had been goofing on her because she has no rhythm and cannot dance to save her life. Took her to the back for 2 songs and regretted every second. She can't lab dance either or hold any kind of a conversation. Definitely the butter knife in the drawer (or maybe a wooden spoon). I could handle all of this, but she also had a BO issue and stank. She must have gotten her armpit on by shirt which killed the mood and lingered for my ride to DC. Paid up and headed out.

I will be back, but probably to see Asia or at least to be more selective.