0 Dancers and Lying Bartender

Have been curious about Silver Rain for awhile and finally took the plunge. I arrived at 6pm on a Saturday night. Valet is $10 (wow!). I go inside and see a good number of customers, but no one is on stage. I look around the room and see some waitresses, but no dancers. I order a drink, and read stuff on my phone.

After 15 minutes, nothing has changed. 0 dancers. I ask the bartender where the dancers are and she says, "Oh, they're just doing an outfit change. They'll be out right away." So I wait. Another 15 minutes, 0 dancers.

My selection above says 1-5 "dancers on shift" because 0 was not an option. So, $10 + tip for valet, $5 (no tip, bartender lied to me) for drink. To spend 30 minutes reading my phone and seeing ZERO dancers. On a Saturday night.