Parkway Tropics
814 Lake Michigan Dr NW Grand Rapids, MI 49504

Another fun trip to the Tropics

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ksiem76
Feb 16, 2017, 6:45 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Evening

This place is always fun on a Wednesday. It's amateur night, and with college in session, you get a lot of young ladies either trying to make an extra buck, or paying for class. There seems to be an girl type for every guy, so rating is hard. I like them on the petite side with a nice shape and longer hair, and I wasn't disappointed. The club is not high end, the previous descriptions hold true. The private dances are only $10, but each booth has a sheer curtain, so not much going on. However, with the right girl, a hand can stray and some kissing of the breasts can occur. You just have to do it very discreetly. As mentioned before, there are several of the dancers that offer take out, you just have to find the right ones. The management runs a tight ship, and all the girls understand and mostly respect the rules. It is a bikini bar that is trying to not be a strip club, so crap happens.

On this night, my fun was a little limited, as I was spotted and latched on to by a girl I used to see in Muskegon. I knew she was working here now, but not on what days. Frankly, she's inconsistent, so I figured it was likely she wouldn't be there. Once she spotted me, I was tagged for the night. It's not a horrible thing, I knew I'd be taking her back to my hotel, but I didn't get a chance to meet any new dancers. There were several that I would rate an 8, a couple that were on the 9 border and a lot in the 5-7 range. The only reason I was disappointed with running into this girl, was that she has put on some weight, otherwise, she'd still be an easy 8. She's more like a 6 now.

I like that they come down off the stage and offer $1 dances at the table. It's a good way to get to know a girl and decide if she'll be fun. I did notice that most of the girls weren't really drinking. I think this is a policy by the club, because even the girl I hung with, usually a heavy drinker, wasn't really throwing them back like usual. Of course, I'm pretty sure she, and the others, are doing other things when they head back to the dressing room. A couple smelled like weed and I'm sure there's a bottle or two in their bags. I don't really care. They were all actually dancing and it was fun.

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