Does the Job
Function, not form: that's what this club is all about. I'd fallen into a rut with fine ATFs at two other clubs, but both have been acting like flaky strippers lately so decided it was time to "clear my head" with a visit to a sure thing, get-to-the-point club (and TL just too far to drive). Same skeezy club interior as always: large central stage where no PLs sit and dancers rarely dance; lots of comfortable tables and benches, where the sharks circle their prey and attack with the infamous "handshake" and explicit offers of what can happen in the VIP. Dark and not so clean; currently some construction going on so some areas cordoned off. Entrance is $10 (free before noon or 1 pm, I think), $6 or $8 for the mandatory drink -- I wasn't paying too much attention because it's just the price of admission for what I'm after. 15 minute VIPs are $105 in a private curtained room, and usually provide what I'm after today, with low or moderate tips. There's a FEW girls who aren't high mileage, but just ask and you can avoid them: you'll usually get a very clear and unequivocal explanation from the ones you do want. Since I was in the mood for something new I passed on some fine girls from prior visits, like the chatty and fun Misty, the shapely and enthusiastic Barbie, the round but skilled Honey, etc., etc. My hope was that the shapely and pretty Jess would be in this day, as I have always wanted to try her but she always hits me up the very second I first sit down, and then takes my "not right now" as "not ever" so never returns. But no such luck. And although I wait to see if there are any new dancers breaking this club's usual standard dancer type (stout older Latinas), again it's no such luck. So I latch onto the very curvy and buxom Latina Alizea, who I have seen many times before sporting various different looks; today it is long straight black hair, tight silver skirt over that large bubble butt and tighter silver tube-top harnessing very very large DD+ boobies. Actually have a decent, very friendly conversation with her; she's a pro who knows her business and gets to the point, but she is also fairly smart and conversant (at least on this slow day, when there weren't many other customers). Got a VIP and had a fine time exploring that big but shapely body; unfortunately, I had just assumed standard pricing for the premium package without confirming; when we got to that point, she asked for more and since I hate "bargaining" during the dance (mood-killer) I just accepted her far more than adequate lower service plan, and so still left happy. Totally my error; should have asked ahead of time. But my visit filled my need this day, and I will be back when such needs arise.
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