The first club I ever worked at....

Oh, Paper Moon....

If the manager or owner isn't trying to fuck you, a chick is in the dressing room isn't fucking with your shit, and the catty waitresses aren't trying to steal dances from your customers then it's probably dead.

I wish I quit working at this place sooner but the day it was so slow that I actually managed to fall asleep on stage for a song was the day I never turned back.

Independent contractor? Nope. You put in a schedule, if you're 15+ mins late it's a hefty late fee, and if you miss a shift it's 100%. Cameras in the dressning rooms isn't that big of a deal but when Brad is the one behind the computer screen, I personally couldn't help but feel a LITTLE creeped out.

I've never seen so many unattractive old strippers with botched boob jobs in one place.