If there's only one strip club you visit make it this one.

It took me way too long to get over to Revolution Street. It's an area several blocks long with tons of hookers of varying quality. There's a particular street with this club and another you'll find in the reviews among some smaller ones. This club is attractive on the outside. I decided to ignore the hype and visit a smaller club. I wasn't particularly impressed so I went to Hong Kong. I never left. I never wanted to leave. I paid my reasonable cover charge $200 Pesos, I think. The bouncer handed me a cold Modelo and in I went. Gorgeous girls all trim and some athletic looking. All Mexican, I think but there were blondes and girls with very dark skin who look like they're from the States but Spanish was their first language.

There's action right from the start with girls dancing on poles and on the bar but the crowd was toward the back and the DJ was cutting up with the guest so I went to see that. Two smoking hotties were sliding around in bubbles. One had a sucker and stuck it in her friend while eating her. At this point I couldn't believe I even spent a second in the other place. The girls pulled a tubby Yankee, who was tipping generously, from his seat to join them on stage. They got his clothes off but he could get to it with all us watching . I don't blame him. They made light of it as they teased him so he wasn't embarrassed. As a tubby, shy guy myself, I appreciated that.

These girls are pros. I'm tubby and shy but my money was just as good as the guy who looked like Antonio Banderas and I got just as much attention from the same fine girls. Most of the girls wanted to dance and chat a little and then go off to have fun. If you go there with that intention, good on you! I paid 4,000 pesos to go in the back for 30 minutes. They gave me bottle of sparkling wine for me and my sweetheart and then a tub with 10 Modelos and ice for me to have for the rest of the night. That girl made me feel like I was her guy. She was sweet to me the whole time.