I used to come to this...

I used to come to this club regularlly, but they have seen the last of me. It has turned into a rip-off joint! I was in the friction room and the girl gave me a count and asked if she could do 2 more songts, which I said ok to. When we went out she claimed double the total number of dances and the idiot who is supposed to be the manager backed her (even though he was nowhere around when we started and never asked anyone else.

Hey DUMMY, customers are worth a lot more than dancers, and are a lot harder to come by.