Beautiful women (who wear pasties), no touching, great atmosphere, drinks are kinda expensive.

This club has the most consistently beautiful dancers of any club I've ever been. I may have seen hotter girls at one or two other places, but those were real high dollar clubs with fucking waterfalls on stage and shit. For a tiny Orlando club, Dancers is incredible. In my opinion (and experience), for pure fun, Dancers beats Rachel's hands down. Now, if you're an extra mileage kinda guy (and which of us isn't, really?), you may prefer Rachel's. In my experience, you are a lot more likely to get some extra mileage at Rachel's than you are at Dancers. The club is very small and there is no real private area, so the bouncers and management are able to keep a pretty good eye on things. They also don't hire skanky girls, so that probably contributes as well.

I've been going to Dancers for years. I don't even remember how many. I've visited on just about every day of the week and just about every imaginable time of day. Was never disappointed with the quality of the girls. In all my years of going there, I have never seen a single fat chick, old broad, or a C-section scar. This place scores a nice, clean zero on the sleaziness scale. Sleazy places have their appeal, but Dancers ins't that kind of place.

Dances are $10 a pop, there's no touching, and the girls wear pasties. They're not really "lap dances". They are "table dances". They're not exactly giving away the booze, either. Drink prices could certainly be lower, but I can't say I blame them. The place is packed every night of the week. If I were them, I'd charge even more.