Strangest strip club I've ever been to

Wow, this place is different, but it was fun! Had just landed in Phoenix for work, it was too early to check into my hotel so I searched and found this place, closest SC to the airport. Very easy to get to in rental car, neighborhood shitty but safety not a concern during daylight. Ample parking, looks like BML the only open business in the spot.

It is very, very dark inside - took a few minutes to get used to it. I paid the cover to the guy just inside the door & a very cute small brunette walked me to a chair bc I could barely see. No alcohol so I got a Diet Pepsi. I didn't realize she was a dancer until I saw her grinding on a guy on my way out, too bad, she was hot.

Place is tiny & there is a very small stage where they get totally naked over three songs. Five girls total, the aforementioned one, two blonde girls with OK bodies & saggy boobs, a super skinny black chick, and an older white blonde. Older girl & one of the saggy white girls came by to chat, both were nice and not aggressive, told them I was just settling in so they left after a minute.