That's another fine mess you've gotten me into

This has to qualify as the shortest visit I've ever made to a strip club. I arrived around 12:30pm, early I know but there was no cover and I was the only guy there. It was so dark inside that I nearly walked into the furniture. It's not the first time I've been here but I forgot that it takes time for my eyes (and transitions lenses) to catch up. Once I could see I discovered 2 ladies on the shift. Both were older models and going on looks alone had plenty of miles on them. I took the queue to sit down and ignoring the stage went around to the sofa. Lady one joined me, somewhat older than me, I would say early 60s vintage. Blonde, slim but her boobs had definitely seen better days and were showing the signs of gravity induced stretching. She sat next to me on the coach and the second lady a *slightly* younger Asian was to be our bar tender. I requested a diet coke as I knew I'd be heading back to work. I got a full sugar coke but what the heck, I can absorb the calories. Lady 1 asks if I'd like to buy her a drink, she is shooting for $20 but I'd rather pay $10, sensing this lady 2 suggests that we skip straight to the 'special' at $50 each. I like the get straight down to business aspect and it's not like I was going to hang around to admire the scenery so I accepted. So next comes the easing out of clothes part, though interestingly me not them, lady 1 clambers onto me to let me do pretty much what I want with my hands and mouth while lady 2 sets about with some repetitive right arm exercise. Both of them clearly know what they are doing from years of experience and I suspect that's why there was no resistance to slipping a finger in or anything else, nothing is going to shock these ladies or as far as I can tell bother them. We were done in 10 minutes and I was on my way 20 minutes after I arrived. This does not rank as a great experience but I got what I came for, not unhappy with the cost as in and out for $100 is less than I'd have paid if I'd hung out. Will I go back again, maybe, depends on if I'm in the area and how desperate I am. The ladies were a lot older than last time I was here and honestly I would say were getting to the upper end of what I'd be comfortable with (I have low standards, so shoot me). Maybe I'd come back later in the day when there may be more punters and more options. One other thought struck me as I was heading out, I'd hate to see that seating area under black light!