Had to See for Myself

After another fail at Landing Strip, I got a wild hair to finally check out Chicas Bonitas. From other reviews, it was either going to be a scary dump or the land of voluptuous latinas. There were A LOT of latinas there (probably 20), but only a couple were worth even looking at. And when other reviewers say that you should know Spanish, they aren't being jerkfaces about it. Of the 6 girls that approached me, 4 could not speak English at all. My polite "no thanks" was met with blank stares and awkward smiles.

As far as the club... Imagine the most rundown dive bar you can think of (and not rundown in a good way) that is overcrowded and smells of stale vagina. The "VIP" area is a brightly lit section of the club that is walled off from the main room. The walls are lined with couches and benches with no separation between people in VIP. It is basically a lap dance orgy in there. Nothing more than dances probably happens there because there are so many lights - it is actually brighter than the main floor area. Yes, you get dances in there for $25 with no VIP entry fee but what you are getting is no different than the $10 dances on the main floor. At least it wasn't for me.

I did finally settle on this one Amazonian girl who had the faintest Eastern European accent. Dark hair, pretty blue eyes, wide hips and thighs for days. The dances were alright but nothing spectacular.