Monday nights at Fantasies

Dropped on at Fantasies on a Monday night after a long day of work. Monday nights are the night to go if you're a drinker, which I am. They have $1.50 domestics and 2.50 imports. Can't beat those beer prices with a stick. I frequent Fantasies for the UFC fights and come on other nights for the ladies. Honestly, it's not my favorite place in Baltimore, but if I am more focused on drinking and watching some sports, it's the place to be. They have MANY, MANY TVs all over the bar, and if you get a good seat, you can watch the big screens and still see some @$$. They usually have 10+ girls on shift, even more on the weekends. If you're looking for extras, this is not your joint. They are pretty strict about touching, especially the heavyset white bouncer with the beard. He is pretty aggressive, and will even warn you multiple times if you touch. I usually keep a side eye out for him walking by, because some of the girls don't care.

I got pretty lit last night, so my dance card was full. First dance was from a little brunette with thighs of steel. Really attractive, A cup rack, and she was working the room pretty good after her turn around the track. The girls normally do two songs on the stage, 1 topless, and some girls take the bottoms off for the second, not all. Then they crawl around on the bar around the stage and get tips from all the dudes sitting at the bar. There are very few tables in the bar, so you'll have to have your ones ready for all of that.

She was pretty adamant about the touching thing. She even announced it before she got started. She's on the NO list from now on. I'm pretty good about following the rules, but if the bouncer ain't looking, I'm gonna sneak in a good squeeze.