Big fun at the lowest denominator
Okay, the place is a total dive. Old diner chairs and tables, most people would probably leave if they turned up the lights. But this is a total dive that has great fun. No parking fee, early on there is no cover, later I believe it's pretty low. The ladies are all over the map from 4's and 5's to 8's. If you want to just drink and enjoy the show, you can do that without spending much. If you don't tip the stage dancer at all, she will come to your table asking for a dollar tip. It's just a dollar. If I liked her, I went up to the stage so I would at least get a tittyface for my dollar. Or I might let her come to my table and ask for it.
The real deal is the $10 dances. There's no private room. You just go to the chairs on the back wall for your dances. So you remain out in the open, but it's dark. I tried out a couple of ladies and each was pleasing enough that I went more than one song with them. Let me tell you, each one I tried was grinding excellently, was letting me be very handsy on the breasts and after the first song, letting me put my face on anything she put in front of it. I was allowed to be more handsy downstairs too, but they would stop me before going too far. It appears each lady will try to grind a busted nut out of you if you let them go for more than 4 songs. Eventually, I went back with Jessy, a Filipina with excellent d-cups. I only had dances with her after that. It was awesome. When I go back, I will go back for Jessy.
You are not going to have privacy. Maybe some ladies will reach in your jeans, maybe they won't. Maybe some will allow a bit more freedom than others. It's low priced enough to find out. It's a shame this place is in the middle of nowhere. Maybe that's why they have such a deal on lap dances. The whole experience is weird and fun with the ladies approaching your table for a tip, the cheap chairs, the total dive bar experience.
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