Not a Club, Not a Massage Parlor, it's a Lingerie Show

Find nearby street parking and walk over. I could title this "Sure Thing." That's what this place is. I entered and they opened the inner door. There were 3 ladies available. It seems 1 to-3 is the norm unless you go in slightly after 2PM when early and late shift overlap. So it may be hit or miss unless you visited before and know who to ask for and when she works. Anyway, all 3 ladies seemed acceptable to me, so I chose LIZ. Nobody was a 10, but they are all nice enough to an older guy, no tiny girls, no fatty girls. I will say Liz was an 8 (and I am much lower myself, so 8 is great). Liz takes me to a room and wants to know if I had been here before. I said yes, but it's been awhile. She wants to know what the name is on my visitor's card. (I am not kidding) Apparently, they are cautious about first-timers. I said it's been so long, I don't know. "Try Henry 8990." She disappeared to find that card, came back saying she could not find it, but will start one. (So now I have to remember "Henry 8990.") But she believed I wasn't a first-timer.

Anyway, she takes me to a different room with a sink and towels, a half door, a little couch with a clean sheet on it. "How much time do you want to buy?" From reading reviews, I know how to handle this transaction. It was $75 for an hour, I bought an hour. You can buy less- $45 for 20 minutes, $55 for half an hour, $65 for 45 minutes. I give her $80 and funny- I never received my $5 change. But she says to get comfy while she's gone and takes that money. While she's gone, I put $100 on the sink. It seems what the ladies will charge for "extras" varies a bit, but I didn't want to start out lower. I figured that would tell me all I needed to know.

I didn't take off all my clothing as the half door was still not covered. But when she returned, she brought back a handful of lingerie on hangers in case she feels she has to actually model lingerie for me, and she saw the money on the sink and pinned a towel over the door opening. From reading reviews, I knew that I should continue undressing until I was naked. That way, she knew I tipped without discussing it and she knew I wasn't a cop if I got naked. That indicates that I have been here before (even though I had not). The lingerie never left the hangers. She proceeded to push her ass in front of me or turn around and push her belly and crotch in front of me. I was a little slow in figuring out that she was indicating that I should remove her panties. Apparently, that's also part of the cop test- she never removes anything, never discusses prices for any extras. I take it off of her. I decide how much money to leave. In between grinding and kitty touching, I took her hand and put it to Mr. Johnson and encouraged her hand for a moment until she would do it without my encouragement- again, part of the test. She encouraged me to remove her top without saying anything. So now, we were pretty clear that any touching on both our parts goes, and we were both naked. I had full access to her with my hands and mouth. But I still didn't know how far $100 went.