low liter

Was bored on a recent Saturday afternoon so I decided to check out the hi liter. Went in and no one was at the front so I breezed right in, let my eyes adjust. I've noticed as I get older it takes longer for my eyes to adjust. No good. I grab a seat and check out the action. I don't see server Natalie and her near perfect 10 body, instead i see a homely looking blond with a slight belly. Think Megan Trainor but even homlier. She takes my order for bottled water and asks how I'm paying. I say cash. She then says to pay up front. Really since when I ask as I give her money. She says new policy for a few days now. I shrug my shoulders and say ok. I then see her take other orders for cash and does NOT ask for money up front. Wtf I'm thinking. She eventually brings my water and my change back. I count my change as she's lingering around waiting for a tip. I finish, look up and say thank you and proceed to enjoy my water. No tip. She turns around and walks away. I don't know what that was about but I ain't ordering from her anymore. Luckily I saw Natalie and her HUGE fantastic tits a few days later. After all that I didn't see any dancers that interested me so I left and went to bourbon street. Had a better time there. No cash drama at least.