An ok place for a ok time

J.R's Cabaret is located around the industrial area in the Bronx. The parking area is a bit smaller than I would have expected, but it's empty except for 3-4 cars in the afternoon. Can fit around maybe 10 cars. If it gets full, it could take a while to find parking nearby. The inside of the place was a bit dirty and had a weird smell to it. The tables were a tad sticky as if some ketchup dried up on the entire table. The cover was free since I went around 2 pm, but I had to pay 14$ for a two drink minimum. No alcohol served, just soda and water. But even then the drinks were served in small plastic clear cups. Not even half a bottle of water fits in those small things. The music was a mix of good and bad. Some songs were more "alive" than others. The bathroom was just disgusting. One stall was out of order, the urnials were covered in piss, the floors were sticky, and even the mirror had some dirt on it on top of barely being able to see myself due to smudge. The only clean thing in there were the paper towels. The club has a back area directly to the right of the stage where you can get a lapdance. No vip room or private area. Just this back area where I could literally look to my left, right, and front and see a guy get a lapdance which I really disliked.

Now, the girls working there weren't really dancing so much. One Hispanic girl who was the good thick, boobs that looked a bit too small for her frame and in her 30s, and two black girls. One of them was skinny, had a nice ass and big boobs. The other one was naturally thick. Both were in their 20's. So all in all everyone was sexy but weren't model beautiful. Think of girls you see on the street everyday. Everyone acted like they didn't want to be there but were nice and chatted when talked to. One of the girls took me to the back area for a lapdance (20$) but asked if I could buy her water that was 7$. I had a buddy with me and his dancer asked for the same thing. Bring and extra 7$ just in case. The Hispanic girl gave me a nice lapdance with a full "view" of everything. For more money she would give me a h.j, and for even more we could go all the way. She kept pestering me for it time and time again after declining. After that she got back on stage and tempted me by spreading herself open a lot in my direction. Almost got me too!

All in all J.R's is a dirty club, with average women who may or may not give you extra. You're not missing out if you never go here, but I'll be going back some time soon to see if its gotten better.