Mediocre

Dark. Holy crap is this place dark. I know it's a strip club, but even by strip club standards, it's dark in there. The layout, best I could tell via echolocation, was Ok. Bar on the left from the entrance, low stage in the center of the room, lots of tables and lap dance seats along the walls. It wasn't just dark though, it was also smoky and noisy. I know it's Vegas, but even by Vegas standards, it was smoky.

We rolled in around 9ish on a Saturday, so I'm guessing the A team wasn't around yet, but the girls were mediocre. Lots of 4-6s, no real hotties. Girls were mostly moping around although they perked up a bit once me and my crew rolled in. A superaggressive Cuban butterface in her early-mid 30s glommed onto me immediately. Nice stripper body, decent set of implants, toned and fit. 8 from the neck down. But from the neck up, yikes. Let's say it averaged out to a 5.5 maybe? Ordinarily I would have shooed her, but I really didn't see any better options, and she was at least friendly and grabby, so I kept her on my lap. The rest of the dancers seemed like a mix of Latinas, Eastern Europeans and whatevers. Didn't see any Asian or Black girls, but it was so dark who knows what was lurking more than 10 feet from my chair. Did a few lap dances with Cuban girl, agreed to go to their version of the VIP where you got like 3 dances for $100. Mileage was great, she really put her back into the grinding and I managed to LDK with her, which was unprecedented for me. Rest of my crew was bored and depressed by the place, so they were ready to leave after an hour or so. On the bright side, the manager, Papa Shango/The Godfather from the WWE was around and did a meet and greet with us. Still, it's probably not a great sign when the high point of your strip club visit is shaking hands with a 50something retired wrestler in a suit. I had fun, but not sure I'd go back. Better options for your money in Vegas. Might be better later at night, but doubt I'd convince my crew to go back next time we're in town.