At a Loss for Words

I am at a loss for words to describe this club, but I will try.

First off, the place is gross. I've been to seedy clubs, dirty clubs, and even some scary clubs, but this place makes you want to wear hazmat gear and a mask. The seats have unknown stains all over them and the lighting is so bad I know I wasn't seeing half of what was really there. Something tells me I would probably want to burn my clothes from that visit if they did fix the lighting.

I showed up without knowing this was BYOB and paid the cover to go in. Once inside I not only discovered the lack of bar, but also that there were NO girls working. None, nada, zilch. I asked the girl at the counter what the deal was and she informed me that it was shift change and that I was welcome to come back later (funny that she didn't mention that before she took my cover). Decided to come back later.