Very Slow, but got what I came for

Visiting Austin for the day and had a couple hours to piss off. Free parking. $5 entry. $4 or $5 happy hour and $10 dances. Nothing on stage interested me much, so I figured I might as well get a buzz with how cheap the drinks were compared to anyone else. I was approached by a waitress and in no time I was on my 3rd or 4th drink.

A few dancers passed but I wasn't particularly interested in any, but I figured I budgeted for it so I might as well grab someone. After about an hour of me being picky I see a pretty black thing get up on the stage. Her neon green lingerie set caught my eye while she worked the pole... When she came off I pulled her aside before anyone else could, bought her a drink and invited her to sit with me. She was an awesome conversationalist -so much that she had all my attention.

I didn't feel like springing for VIP so instead of table dances I paid a $10 upcharge to sit on a big couch against the wall and let my dancer go to work. $10 a song and I could touch wherever I wanted to and even position her how I felt like she should grind on me (once discreet/appropriate). After 7+ dances my time was up and I had to start making my way out of Austin.