The Dirty Bird

I only get to El Paso occasionally but when I do, I usually make it a point to visit either the Red Parrot or the Cabaret Club. The Cabaret has extra high mileage dances from nearly all the dancers, but the Red Parrot is a nicer club with nicer dancers, still with high mileage from the right dancers, but by no means guaranteed. So, it is a toss up; some visits, Cabaret, some Red Parrot. For more information on the Cabaret Club, see my reviews there.

The club is east of El Paso a bit on the North side of Interstate 10 at the Horizon Blvd/Horizon City exit, so it is a bit out of the way. The sign out front has no lettering on it, just a picture of, well, a Red Parrot. You would be well served by looking at the map that is on the TUSCL club site before going or inputting your destination into a navigation device or GPS. One advantage of being that far out of town is that the city does not really care what goes on there nor does the county apparently.

The Red Parrot is a topless club, but you usually see more and can often touch more when tipping at the stage than at many topless clubs. It is large inside and although still dark, it is more well lit than most strip clubs. There is a large tee-shaped elevated stage in the middle of the room with access all around it, and a more elevated, but darker, VIP area at the far end of the club. You can see the stage from the VIP area if you end up there. There were two dancers on the stage at a time when I was there, dancing two songs in rotation. When it gets slow, as it often does during the day shift, there is only one dancer on the stage at a time. Drinks were reasonably priced and the service courteous and attentive.