Abandon all hope ye who enter here...

Bad impression as soon as I entered the parking lot. Shady characters hanging around the front door, and drunken trailer trash guys stumbling around, muttering about taking pictures of license plates. I'd read the handful of positive reviews on this site, so decided to take a look anyway. I walked inside and looked around, but found no bar. There was a cocktail girl who serves drinks that seem to come out of a hole in the wall, but no bar to sit at. Just benches against the walls surrounding a small, dark stage with no dancers. Got a lot of funny looks from the little carnival of freaks sitting around. Nothing to see there, no lookers, weird vibe, empty at 7pm on a Friday, so I was out of there is 5 minutes or less. Last time I got a vibe like that was in an empty strip club in Pigalle. Got clipped for a hundred bucks after some 45 yr old German hooker sat next to me and the bucket of bubbly showed up. Had to go through the manager and an apelike bouncer who demanded payment for zee comp-an-yee of zee bee-yoo-tee-fall ladee.

Don't bother peeking in this place.