Slow Saturday night
Went on a Saturday night at around 11pm, the place is huge, but only half of it is used. 3 dancers were working, but honestly the bartender was the best looking girl there. Desiree's seems like the place that dancers go when the other clubs send them away. Music is via a jukebox, and the bartender regularly asks for "donations" to keep the music going. Dances on the floor are $5 minimum, in vip they are $20. I got a dance from each of the dancers there, because, why not, I was already there. One dancer was slim and tall, with a nice ass, butter face though. Although it's a bikini bar, the girls usually pull the tops aside to give you a show, some will even pull their bottoms down. The butter face have a good dance, lots of grinding, some stick shifting, pulled down her bottoms to give me a show. I tipped her $10 a dance. Dancer 2 had a nice body and good store bought tits, she probably was in high demand 20 years ago. Seriously, she was probably in her late 40s early 50s. I got one dance and tipped $5. Dancer 3 was about 50 lbs over weight and plain looking. She danced for me at the bar, mainly pulling her top out and jiggling her overweight titties in my face. Not my cup of tea, so I tipped her $5. The highlight of the night was the bartender pulling her pants down and giving me a booty shaking demo in her thong. She said she occasionally dances, but mostly works the bar. She would be the only reason I'd go back.
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