Gentlemen's Gold Club
5801 Pulaski Hwy Baltimore, MD 21205

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Criley4
Jan 7, 2017, 1:27 PM
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Visited: Thursday Afternoon

If you're looking for a quiet time to go, the day after one of the club's customer appreciation days is a good choice. By chance, I was there the day after they had their December event, and the dancers outnumbered the customers in the early afternoon, but it picked up a bit by 4pm or so. A dancer confirmed what TippingDollars said about those $100 room days - lots of PL's wandering around clutching their discount vouchers, waiting their turn with their fave. Sounded like a funny sight. This club still seems to attract a larger share of lets call them older gentlemen, white hair, belts hiked up to their ribcage and all. I imagine more than one dancer has gotten a Werther's original stuffed into her garter or g-string as a tip, while the old dude told her that her nipple piercings were the "bee's knees" or something. I wasn't sure whether to be disgusted, amused, or inspired, but settled on inspired. Don't believe those commercials that tell you "low-T" is an epidemic! (Then again, maybe these dudes are taking the stuff and would make great testimonials.)

Saw inside the "champagne room", which is one of 4 different VIP/lapdance areas in the club. There are lapdance stalls lining the walls to the left and right, with a step down into a central floor area in the middle of the room. There's a small octagonal dance floor with pole in the middle where the dancer can dance full nude, no touch. Curtains separate the lapdance stalls from the room, so you can't see the floor from the stalls or vice versa. Pretty private. That day it was $255 to the house (I've never heard the same price twice, and they flip flop as to which room costs more), and tip to the dancer for 30 min topless, mutual touching anywhere not covered by g-string. So I overpaid $155 from the previous day's crowd, but we had the room to ourselves and I didn't have to get there when they opened and take a number and wait my turn. Still, like I've said before they really need to have a 15 min option for less $$. They'd get a lot more takers and would probably make more overall. I doubt I'd do the 30 min thing again.

Nah, that's a lie. I just won't do it as often.

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