Variety is why I return

Alright boys, I've said I wasn't coming back, yet there I was...So here is my reasoning:

1) This place isn't where you go to see model-type ladies. You should expect the sort of girls that are a 4-7, maybe you get lucky and an 8 is there. MAYBE.

2) Drinks are cheap

3) Absolutely zero stage show, girls just cozy up next to you at the bar, wearing two layers of pantyhose and terribly fitting lingerie