Most disappointing club ever

I've been going to Minneapolis once a month for about a year now and have hit 4 of the local clubs. This is the worst. Had a couple drinks at Sneaky Pete's downstairs. The waitresses and bar tenders were hot. Just should have stayed there. Got the hand stamp from the bouncer so was able to go upstairs fro free. The was still too expensive. There were maybe 10 dancers "working". By that i mean most were sitting together at a couple tables talking. One girl did come up to me and offered the 2 for 1 bed dance. I took her up on it. She was nice enough but kind of thick and not real pretty. During the 2 fer's I'm pretty sure they cut the songs short because it was over quickly. Not worth it. Another big girl came up and talked a little before asking for dances. I turned her down. Just not attractive at all. Another dancer plopped down on my lap. She was so wasted I couldn't understand much of anything she said. Just wouldn't go away. When she was young I bet she was a looker but way over the hill now. I left within 20 minutes. Just sad. Will be going back to Down Town Cabernet. Orders of magnitude better.