When you find out your a newbie

This isn't my first visit to the ol mill, in fact for awhile I was going two times a week. In fact this was the first strip joint I have ever been to. So needless to say I always thought highly of this establishment....until I started traveling around the state. Now I am a Baltimore native through and through but never been to the block. Add that to the fact I have never been south of 695 ( beltway sounding Baltimore) as far as strip clubs go. Maybe because I'm young and still don't know all the ins and outs of how a club should be but to me it just seems like something is missing from the millstream. Yes it's very clean and has all the makings of a premier spot but honestly it shouldn't be your first choice if your looking for a good time out. Maybe for a drink or two and a little eye candy