Maximus Club
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745 Bastrop Hwy Austin, Tx 78741

Disappointment at LS

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bbuddy1
Dec 27, 2016, 7:24 AM
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Visited: Friday Afternoon

The love/hate relationship with Landing Strip continues. I went the Friday before last and the place is empty of patrons. There were three other guys at one table (who are more interested in the feast they ordered than the girls) and myself - but a ton of girls. Probably them most I've seen during a dayshift in a club. There were probably 10 girls lined up, sitting at the bar facing the stage and a couple scattered here and there on the floor and VIP. I thought to myself, "This is perfect. These girls have to be itching to make some money, right?"

Wrong!

I sit down expecting to be accosted by money hungry girls but it didn't happen. One came to see me but, while extremely nice, she wasn't my type. Flat chest, short hair, big gap in her teeth = no money spent. With that said, she made it clear that dances with her would be a good time. I just wasn't that desperate.

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