If all the other reviews are...

If all the other reviews are true, why didn't I give this place a higher mark? Well, just because they're from a large portuguese speaking country in S. America doesn't mean they are young and slim. If they're not from that country, they aren't necessarily young and slim either. Kinda MILFy all around. Which probably goes hand in hand with all the other things said about this place being true.

BTW, the smoke eater must have stopped working, cause its kinda smokey in there now. So expect to smell like an ashtray when you leave. (NJ's new smoking ban will take care of that. )