Adequate Downstarits, Upstairs "VIP" Section Joke

Went to Rick's because of the incredible babes I have had in Houston at Ricks and the extras often to boot, so in New Orleans in late on a Saturday night, place was fairly active. The girls are attractive but not anywhere the dime pieces they have in Houston, wide variety of ethnicities in their, almost all are in good shape. Sat down and within seconds was greeted by a 30something fake blond with fakes tits, overall I would say an 8. Lots and lots of make up, she had the cheap perfume I call hooker spray, to much of it possibly to cover up other odors. Got a lap dance for $20, absolutely no touching allowed she would get her tits about an inch from my face, she really was trying, her muscles were trembling a bit with exertion when she turned around and put her butt near my face, give her credit for hard work. So quickly she asks if I went to go to the VP room and buy her a brink, being half drunk and horny I did. Upstairs is not impressive at Ricks, very small very crowded, absolutely no privacy, only difference upstairs is it is darker. Very crowded, everyone is on top of each other. There were strategically placed "bouncers" in the corner so with another lap dance up there I asked if ever there was more on the menu upstairs and she said "you got me all to yourself", which really meant nothing at all. Upstairs is effectively nothing different from what was available downstairs.

I checked out quickly and my beer and her fake drink along with one lap dance upstairs in the VIP room (lap dance downstairs I paid $20 cash) was $220, total rip-off. Should have just stayed downstairs.

I would recommend downstairs s for good looking girls with no extras beyond that, nope.