Desire
1 Franklin Sq Providence, RI 02903

wednesday afternoon at CD

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dv0564
Dec 22, 2016, 8:35 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Afternoon

stopped in just before 1PM on wed afternoon. Parking lot half full ( busy for that time of day). "Tons" of dancers on duty for pre-Christmas festivities. I use the word "tons" deliberately to describe the weight of some of the dancers working this shift. I have always preferred this club for its selection of multi ethnic spinner types. OK, so these women can be standoff-ish if they have their regulars in tow, but I am there for eye candy (too), and even if they don't offer much attention, I do enjoy seeing taut bodies twirl on stage. And I am a generous tipper. On this particular visit, I counted no less than 7 dancers who simply should not be dancing due to the size of their cabooses and the lack of body tone. I was extremely bored and disappointed. Several appeared back to back- offering no relief for the eyes. Some cutie pie were dancing for sure- Sasha, Ellie, and Jalyn (sp?) come to mind. But the overwhelming flavor du jour weighed in on the wrong side of 165 pounds. Admittedly, I did turn down a few dance requests when I first arrived, including from the lovely, friendly, and professional Leilani, but I am not there for a quick in and out either. But, after almost 3 hours of "watching" mostly mind numbing fat bottomed girls, I was getting ready to leave when approached by Brooklyn, an absolute exotic stunner - an Arab/Hispanic mix . She is a lovely person. Even though the inner me said, "I am not feeling the vibe", I needed to do this to try to make up for a bad visit. She is a solid 9.5, but alas the $190 15 minute private dance was almost all air. I cut my losses and left. Very unusual experience to see so many dancers that were visually less than appealing. Maybe an anomaly, but this also meant less opportunity to spend private time with the hotties, since the ratio of hotness to largeness was very low. I will give CD another shot , of course, but won't go out of my way to do so . Hopefully , they can improve the mix. BTW, by 4PM when I left, the parking lot was completely full ( 80 cars?). $9.00 mixed drinks.

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wednesday afternoon at CD