They pass out coupons to make you feel a better bout your visit

Went to the downtown Target one evening and there was a couple dancers working the streets.. Basically just passing out $10 off coupons.. Strategy worked though since a few lonely out of towners were looking for some action and I suggested this joint bcuz it's only a few blocks from my place and I had a coupon!

It discounts the door fee, I was too drunk to remember what it was. Going to the SC too drunk isn't a recommendation I'll make to others, it encourages acts you wouldn't do normally being just a lil buzzed.. Let's just say a few days later, I noticed a $500 withdrawal from the ATM here with not much recollection of any girls I got dances from. Except for a few disbelieves I got from the lonely out of towners that went with me. Mostly, they were comments regarding the ugly chick's I got dances from. That scared me from answering the calls I got the next day from apparently one of these chick's I gave my number too.. I'll prolly end up getting her back one of these nights I'm bored and horns, maybe..

Well at least you guys know you can save ten bucks by copping a coupon to this joint!

Keep on clubbing fellas