total bust

Was in Philly for the day and had some time to kill. My friend recommended that I check this place out (in hind sight i realize that he pulled a fast one on me). Looked like a huge building as i pulled up, but later saw it was attached to a storage facility. You walk in through a pornshop. It was the afternoon when i got there so it looked like that club hadnt opened yet. Walked back a seperate hallway to the left and saw private dance rooms, but no dancers in site. Just as i was about to turn and walk out dreary figure appeared from the shadows. She asked if i had been here before, I said no. She asked if I wanted a "consult", I said ok. Basically the way the room works, $80 for 12 mins, $100 for 15mins. She gave me 3 basic options; we could do mutual masturbation, i could put a condom on and she would give me a LD till i blew my load, or we could do fetish stuff. I can say that i didnt have even the slightly amount of interest in any of these options, for the main reason that she was absolute horrid looking. So I bid her farwell and went on my way.

In the end my friend got a good laugh at my expense. This place may have some decent talent at night...? But my suggestion is stay away during the afternoon.