Most Boring Time Ever At A Strip Club

Went to Rio on a Tuesday night at about 10pm. It was a $20 cover but they are having a toy drive so you can get free with a toy of $5 dollar value. When I arrived the stage was empty which is usual from my limited experience at the Rio. It was 7 to 8 customers and no girls in no site. I don't know who was more annoying the pesky waitress or the mumble mouth DJ. Every 20-30 minutes they would bring a girl to the stage. It was about 4 girls. I stuck around because I was hoping there were more girls in the back. The DJ kept announcing dance specials. 3 nude dances for $40 which is basically buy 2 get 1 free or VIP private dances for $105 for 15 mins or $155 for 30 mins. I couldn't find one girl to tip or get dances from. The club was decorated nice for Christmas but since they don't even serve food or liquor I left with a pocket full of money.