Take Me to the Champagne Room

Visited the Playhouse again after the UFC 206 on Saturday night. Even after midnight, the club was very well attended. Seven out of the nine poles were in use. Totally lost count on the number of dancers, but I’d estimate two dozen. For club summary and atmosphere, refer back to my 11-15-16 review. The dancers range the entire spectrum in shape, from girlish svelte to Rubenesque, and yes there are a few that are overweight. I’ll revise estimate for attractiveness to range from fives to nines. To respond to a criticism by desertscrub on my last review, I really think a club should be judged by what you can get out of it, not by trying to judge the entire menu. If I walk into an auto dealership, and there are a few Kias and Ford Pintos, but I ignore them because I end of driving off the lot in a Corvette or a Ferrari, I am still very happy with my visit.

There were plenty of very attractive and energetic dancers that I would have enjoyed getting lap dances from. New additions Paradise and Jane definitely are on my wish list for future visits. Emma, who only visits from Kansas City every few weeks, came over to catch up and visit with me before treating me to a couple topless touch lap dances. Again, the Playhouse is a nude club but you can only touch the dancers in the topless VIP room due to Iowa law, so I highly recommend this option. Emma is quite attractive, with a very nice bust and a plush ass. She says that she wears between a C and a DD cup depending on the band size used, but when I cupped her she was more than a handful. Very sensual and highly recommended. I also got a couple dances with Cara (not sure of sure of spelling—sounds like Karma). Cara is a very cute blonde who I would rate a 9. She has a bubbly personality and first caught my eye as she was delighting a bisexual/lesbian woman, bringing her on stage and making her part of the show. Figure wise, she’s a 32C up top with a very nice full derriere. She was wearing red lingerie, dark lipstick, and a festive headband for the holidays. I brought her back to the topless touch VIP room and was thrilled with her energetic grinding performance. Just as with Emma I was free to touch all her curves as much as I desired (anywhere but the kitty), and I took full advantage. Before the end of the second dance I couldn’t hold back and she made me LDK. Overall, my experience for the night was excellent. It’s not the best club in the world, but it is the best club in the area. A drive to Des Moines would be required to find real competition, and a flight would be in order to find anything better.