Another good time as usual

I’ve been going to the Rhino for the past couple years and have been going to clubs since I was 18 right around when Big Earl found the juice bar loophole and started the full nude trend in Iowa. This is by far the best club in the metro area. Laid out well, best looking girls in the area, and even has a wheelchair ramp to the private area. Always clean, although parking can leave something to be desired on a busy night. DJ isn’t too annoying; music isn’t too loud, mostly hard rock or classic rock. Some country, not a lot of hip-hop type stuff. Cover is free for military (retired too) all the time; otherwise it’s reasonable most of the time. Cover might be $10 for a UFC PPV night, but mostly it ranges from a couple to a few dollars. Dances are $25, but full touch minus the bikini area. Although touching is at the discretion of the dancer, so watch out for ones that just got cosmetic enhancements (hint: air dance guaranteed).

The ladies are rarely below a 7, mostly 8s and 9s, and a handful of legit 10s (2-3 tens on a good night and 1 ten on a day shift usually). If you’re an ass man this is the place to go. Almost every girl has at least a nice ass, and there are a few amazing ones. These ladies work out, they run and squat for sure. They can hold a conversation and generally have ambitions for after dancing, as they know every dancer has a shelf life. 90% white, the rest black with the occasional Latina, and I’ve never seen an Asian dance there.

If you politely decline a dance they generally move on and don’t put any hustle into it. Most of them save the hustle for the private dance area. This is where the hustle comes in and it’s what empties wallets and keeps the ATMs busy. If you’re looking for any VIP area and extended times it’s not cheap. The only way it’s reasonable is if you’re an established customer of the specific dancer and known to door guys and management as a regular patron. Then the dancer will go to bat for you and remind them how much you’ve spent on just them alone. Then the pricing gets reasonable.