Seedy

Visited a month ago, was visiting SUNY on business, stayed in nearby hotel. Researched clubs in the area and gave this one a try. I'll try to put things tactfully here. Just the facts: 1) its a trailer. 2) no alcohol, you pay your covet charge and then are directed to buy your minimum one drink ( bottle of water). It looked like they had other snacks too. Maybe popcorn?? I don't know... Anyway, turn to the left and there's the "club". About the size of your living room. One stage, the room is very brightly lit. Does not feel like a club at all. Feels like your uncle invited some hookers over to dance in his trailer. I will admit the girls were pretty sexy. I was approached by a very voluptuous near-milf who badically latched on to me immediately. Her tits were huge and i think natural so i cooperated. Her mannerism were quite odd though, stoned or on something. I said yes to a dance not sure what was about to go down. She fetches a dance menu from one of the tables showing different tiers. X amount of money for X number minutes. All options seem extremely over priced. I pay for a 5 minute dance. She takes me to a room with like a low dentist chair with no arms. Straddles me and gives mediocre grind while trying to upsell the whole time. Makes an additional offer that I cannot detail. I decline. All in all not a worthwhile xperience. Lower the dance prices and lower the lights and then pethaps worth it. If you are looking for someplace very seedy and overpriced though you can't lose here. Had more fun at Mansion in Newburgh. Felt more normal there.